Roman Polanski Didn’t Committ “Rape-Rape.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/roman-polanski/6245219/Roman-Polanski-backlash-as-Whoopi-Goldberg-says-director-didnt-commit-rape-rape.html
As it turns out, legal scholar Whoopi Goldberg, accompanied by her panel of snaggle-toothed hags, has informed us that Roman Polanski did not commit “rape-rape.” California statute 2107, which is on point, clearly states that “mere rape” carries only a minor fine, while “rape-rape” carries a mandatory minimum sentence of 72 viewing hours of the View and 17 viewings of Sister Act, thus, serving a prevantaive penal scheme by destroying the rape-rapists libido entirely.

Please nominate Whoopi Goldberg to the supreme court!!!!